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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

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fallontonight:

Rose Byrne is back on the show tonight! 

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baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.

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"When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god."

- Melanie Exler strengthenizer  (via mirroir)

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liberatingreality:

Experience the vivid sensation of your initiative.
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"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

- Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

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"A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good, and who are not accustomed to have it done to them; then work which one hopes may be of some use; then rest, nature, books, music, love for one’s neighbor — such is my idea of happiness."

- Leo Tolstoy
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beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert on Late Night with Seth Meyers

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TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.

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southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

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comedycentral:

The Colbert Report is all-new tonight! Or for all you sexy robots out there, 01001110 01100101 01110111 00100000 01000011 01101111 01101100 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110100

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sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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